184. Dragon Readers 14: I'm Glad You Remember Oromis's Ass And Balls

Episode Notes

We're back! Much like in Eragon, the dragons have returned and its our job to read about them. This episode we read The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm, a collection of short stories set in the world of Eragon! These are all little vignettes with framing devices as Eragon hears. watches, or reads about the mysterious goings on in the world around him. It's a good time mostly! When we next return we will be beginning our reading of Murtagh!

182. He Got Whizzer'd

Due to a reaction between his latent genetic mutation and an injection of mongoose blood, Robert Frank has the ability to move at superhuman speed and has superhuman reflexes. He can create cyclones by running in circles, and can run up walls and across water. Even in middle age, he was running at approximately 100 mph. The Whizzer has learned a unique, self-taught fighting style that exploits the ability to move at superhuman speeds.

181. Dragon Readers 13: Offscreen Dragonfucking

Episode Notes

Endings, farewell, and see-you-soons. We did it! We finished the four books of the Inheritance Cycle. Next up: The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm! Thank you everyone for joining us on this quest. It's been fun!

180. Dragon Readers 12: Giant Calloused Freak Hands

Episode Notes

Eragon and Saphira go on a quest to discover the truth behind a mysterious prophecy, seek their true names, eat some snails, and realize that the world is round. All in a day's work for a dragon and rider. Next time, we finish the book! And the Cycle!

179. Dragon Readers 11: Neither Delicious Nor Etrian

Episode Notes

More nothing! But also, some of the coolest magic shit in the series. Next time we will have more to talk about though!! Next reading: "By the Banks of Lake Leona" - "Return"

178. Dragon Readers 10: Nothing Happens

Episode Notes

We read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon fucks around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.

177. Dragon Readers 09: He Pulled The SSR Banner Version Of His Mom

Episode Notes

Welcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monster.

Next episode, we're reading the first chunk of Inheritance, ending with "Interregnum."

175. Dragon Readers 08: I've Read A Story Before

Episode Notes

We're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters?

Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!

176. Ornate CG Matte Paintings

Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire

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