174. Dragon Readers 07: Eragon's Wizard Cum Jar

Episode Notes

We're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders!

Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."

173. Dragon Readers 06: Ethically Blowing Up The Rabbits' Brains To Get That Meat

Episode Notes

After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching evening of friendship between Eragon and Arya, and a bunch of weird magic shit. We are so back.

172. My Name's Astarion. I Was In Baldur's Gate When Those Beasts Snatched Me.

Episode Notes

Hey look! Autumn and Nora recorded an Export Audio! This time, we decided to chat a little about Baldur's Gate 3.

171. Dragon Readers 05: Eragon's Thirty Second Racism Arc

Episode Notes

Welcome back! This week, we wrap up our time with Eldest! Familiar faces are revealed, and the war begins in earnest. What further adventures await our beloved heroes? Read on!

170. Dragon Readers 04: Anti-Elf Union Group

Episode Notes

Rawr! That means I love you in dragon. Anyway, welcome back! This week, TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!!!!! Eragon undergoes transformations both physical and intellectual, strikes the FUCK out with the lady, and generally tries to ready himself to be a guy in a fantasy plot. Meanwhile, Roran becomes Charlton Heston on a boat.

169. Dragon Readers 03: How Dare You Eowyn Me, It's 2005!

Episode Notes

We're back in the saddle again! This week on Dragon Readers we started the second book of the Inheritance Cycle, Eldest! We also get introduced to our first non-Eragon POV chapters, which causes...a stir. Join us for bug men, dwarf culture, Tea Party guys circa 2005, and a dissection of elves!

Music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod

Our reading for next episode: "Conviction" - "The Gift of Dragons"

168. Dragon Readers 02: You Gave That Baby A Class Level

Episode Notes

Welcome back! This week, we finished Eragon and talked about dwarves, whiny boys, wizards, and more!

Next episode: Eldest, "A Twin Disaster" through "Out of the Past"

Music: Sky Cuillin by Kevin Macleod

166. They Pre-Gamed a Maclunkey

This week, we are joined by Crystal to talk about Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon a moving that is surprisingly good. By which I mean it's a little surprising that it's good.

167. Dragon Readers 01: Definitely Not Jeremy Fucking Irons

Episode Notes

Hail and well met, adventurer! We here at Export Audio are proud to present a new podcasting venture: Dragon Readers! Every fortnight, Em & Nora will read and discuss a selection of chapters from Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle!

This week, we read the first 35 chapters of Eragon, concluding with The Ra'zac's Revenge.

Next episode: We finish Eragon! We're reading from the chapter "Murtagh" through the end of the book!

Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!

Music: "Skye Cuillin" by Kevin MacLeod

165. Life Day Special 2023: Medieval Peasants Couldn't Handle the Mask [Nice Copy] (Feat. Niamh)

Episode Notes

Another year has gone by, and here we are again. We hope this episode finds you well, and if not, here's to a better year in 2024. Happy Life Day!

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